I once read a quote about how stupid people should read books on quotes, so, as a stupid person that is something that I do. Actually I am so stupid that I can't remember the quote or who wrote it, or even close enough for it to show up in a Google search.
Here is a list of funny parenting/children quotes I compiled. This isn't some list I found on the internet, I actually just typed this shit up, though there are probably thousands of lists better than this one all over the interent - "when you have writers block steal other people's work" - Me, just right now.
"There is no such thing as a tough child - if you you parboil them for 7 hours, they always come out tender"
-W.C Fields
"My mother never saw the irony in calling her a mother fucker"
-Jack Nicholson
"There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you"
- Peter Dr Vries
"If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either"
- Dick Cavett
"My father had a profound influence one me, he was a lunatic"
-Spike Mulligan
"I don't dislike babies, though I think the young ones rather disgusting"
-Queen Victoria
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one"
-Leo J. Burke
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance"
-Franklin P. Jones
"Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster too"
-Lionel Kaufman
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