We've all go that pair of jeans
at the bottom of our drawer that we keep as an attempt to
motivate ourselves out of the Doritos bag and into the gym. This
morning I woke up and somewhat deludedly though "hummm, you've been
working-out a lot lately, maybe those size 27 jeans will fit?" They got
stuck at my knees and I have been wearing sweatpants ever since. Fuck you
skinny jeans!
I joined the gym about 6 months ago,
because I need to lose some chunk, but more because they have a daycare and I
wanted to dump my kid somewhere for a few hour everyday (now that is
motivation!) Any ways here is what I have learnt:
- 1. Zumba: I am fat and can’t dance – shhh don’t tell drunk me
- 2. Yoga: I am the least bendy person in a room full of bendy people
- 3. Pilates: men look like shit in spandex – even with serious yoga/Pilate face
- 4. Body Shape (aerobics): I have sweat glans on my knees
That’s it. Oh and I hate the gym.
- what have I learnt from this post? That cutting and pasting from Word is not that successful.
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