Dave was just a single 1980's guy living the dream as a successful record producer. What does a single guy in the 80's do? Hang-out with Wall Street douche bags? Invest in white leather, anything in white leather, sofa, car seats, clothing? Do a bunch of blow with strippers? NO! Not Dave! Dave decides to adopt 3 feral chipmunks, put them in clothes and treat them like the dysfunctional chipmunk version of the Partridge family.
Like most adoptive kids, the Chipmunks came with some baggage. Alvin was a ADHD, show-off, narcissist, while Simon seems to have had aspergers, and Theodor was an obese ball of joy, that ate to suppress his feels of self worthlessness cause by having Alvin the shitty glory hog for a brother.
So Dave thanks for being so rad and looking after these little chipmunks when now one else would.
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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