Cersei Lannister is the super cunty, slutty, Queen Regent from the Game of Throne series.
Why is Cersei a Scummy Mummy? Probably boils down to her insatiable lust for insets. All three of Cersei's children are fathered by her dream-boat twin brother Jaime (is it wrong that I have daydreams about bandaging his stinky stump?), that is some hard core narcissism right there - screwing your TWIN! Cersei doesn't limit her incest to just her twin either, she also slips and fall of her cousins dick a few times.
The list of shitty things that Cersei has done throughout the series is too long to recount in a shitty blog that only crazy assholes read. I also don't want to spoil for anyone who hasn't read these books, so I will just recount the shittiest thing she has done as a parent: refusing to get her youngest son a damn kitten! Your oldest bitch-ass son wanted the moon on the stick - no problem, you little tubby angle wants a cat and no way - Cersei you bitch!
what a total bitch!! the crusty northern kids got direwolves FFS!!!!
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