Queen Victoria makes the Scummy Mummy list for making it en
vogue to have 9 children in Victorian England.
In a time when women had lots of babies any ways due to them
being hungry sluts and no widespread birth-control, women did not need some
rich bitch telling them: “Go have 9 kids you lazy fucks – My Empire depends on
you!”
Child-bearing was a hazardous job with out pay. Some of the
side effects included: saggy cootch, a great big gunt, cracked nipples, and
death. So these Victorian bitches did not need encouragement to poop out kids.
Most of these kids ended up down a mine or up a chimney any ways. Now I have a
mental image of a woman pooping out a baby directly up a chimney, while Dick
Van Dyke midwives. Victorian women needed 9 children like they needed am ash trey on a motor bike.
Here what Queen Vicky had to say about babies:
“I don’t dislike babies, though I think the very young ones
rather disgusting”. Well Vicky you are right about that.
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