I know that going to see monster trucks isn't exactly giving your kid a kidney, however it is still a pretty shitty prospect of how to spend your Sunday. I mean I've got stuff to do! Like sit on my ass watching the Coronation Street omnibus, and writing about in my shitty blog!
If you ever want to go to a place where the lines for the women's washrooms are shorter than the men's - monster trucks is the place for you. There were some women there, though I use the term women very loosely. If you are ever feeling like you are the classy delicate rose you always wanted to be, monster trucks is also the place for you - I am pretty sure that I was the only female there that didn't either have some sort of alcohol advertisement strapped to my chest (either in boob-tube form of X-L T-shirt) , or a spiky bleach blond or black haircut.
Though of course these things always turn out to be way better than you were expecting - I also didn't expect to get some emotional and cry like a little baby - I'm crazy like that. watching Captain America crush Disney HD - was a very emotional story! I was also extremely disappointed when Captain America turned out to not look like Chris Evans, but a shitty monster truck driver - that is a particular gene pool that only monster truck drivers, NASCAR drivers, a Cletus from the Simpsons share.
There was also a women driver - that also made me cry. Feminism has come so far! However, this dumb bitch broke her stupid truck about 10 minutes into it - stupid women can't drive! She should get back in the kitchen where she belongs.
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