One Of Europe's Leading Educational Consultants Tell Us Parents What The Dilly Is

For obvious reasons this person whats to remain anonymous, so you will have to take my word that he (maybe she) is one of Europe's leading educational consultants -  it is a total honor that he/she would grace the pages of this smut. 

So here are they top things that parents do wrong or just do that really annoy teachers. So to prevent yourself from being a parental douche bag take notice. 

1. "My kid didn't eat his lunch" - this is not the teachers job, yet apparently the thing parents are most concerned about. In the first world we have an abundance of obesity and a lacking of intelligence - so STFU about the lunch and worry about your kid's grades. Sweaty sandwiches are gross and you prolly wouldn't eat that shit either.  

2. Being late. Being late for anything is rude, what makes you think that you can just waist someone else's time. People that are chronically  late are total assholes. You jerks think that we are just happy as Larry to wait for you to show up? We aren't. The last kid in the class to be picked up feels rejected. Fact. 

3. Teachers are not personal councilors and experts in EVERYTHING. Your kid's teacher is not the person to ask how to pump gas. 

4. Too much information. Parents apparently talk like drunk sorority girls to teachers. If your kid had a bad experience, that is all the teacher needs to know. The teacher does not need to know about the sex you were having while your kid accidentally watched. The less details the better.  

5."My kid's Gucci jeans got ruined in art class": - well that's what you get for putting a kid in Gucci jeans- asshole. 

6. Apparently the biggest concern about curriculum is always maths, and how it is not academic enough. Math that is not overtly academic is practical, saying that all math is academic so give it a rest.

7. Drill parents. Just because you kid has memorized the alphabet does not mean the know the alphabet.

8. Parents that do too much for their kids. This is something that especially disabling for boys, if a man knows how to separate his white, women will be all over him like Lindsay Lohan on broken window at Cartier.

9. Parents that refuse to except that their child needs help and that this is not a reflection on their status as a human. 

10. All teachers think that they are better than other teachers and secretly think that any kid that is not in his/her class is missing out. 

This bitch is sprouting off answers faster than I can type, so I will leve it at ten, though I am sure there will be a follow up to this blog in the future.