Here is a picture of Parasite Hilton giving her crotch critters a good old scratch on some Louis Vuitton - and to be honest I think that is probably a better idea than actually using this totally un-necessary indulgence of douche baggerey to travel with.
If you have these suitcases you may as well have a big neon sign strapped on to it that says: "STEAL THIS BAG - THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME REALLY GOOD SHIT IN HERE".
If I was of these scum bag types that hang around airport looking for good stuff to swipe, or a baggage worker screwsman that moonlights by stealing DVDs from peoples luggage - the first bags that I would go to would be these "classy" suitcases.
I get why professional athletes do this, because they became rich for kicking a ball well,and do other totally stupid things like racially abuse other players and rape teenagers in fancy hotels that have camera EVERYWHERE. But most rich people got rich for doing something smart - or maybe they were born rich - they still have to have a bit of intelligence to maintain there richness. Then they basically walk about with a billboard saying :"STEAL MY STUFF - I'M SO RICH I PROLLY WON'T EVEN NOTICE"
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