Well actually if her perfume is anything to go on it will taste like "blood and sex", whatever lady!
Lady Gaga refuses to just fuck the hell off by shoving more "art" down our reluctant throats. Just what the world needs - more bottled water. How embarrassing would it be to walk down the street drinking that shit? "Look at me - I just spent a small fortune on pompousness, bottled assholes pretending to be water - SUPER!"
Lady Gaga makes me want to caca and her little monsters make me want to commit mass homiside. Fuck my eyeballs are geting giant bi-seps from all the eye-rolling I have been doing while typing this complet pile of nonsense and steaming meat compost.
Here is what some source (who is DEFONATLY not Lady Gaga's publicist) had to say about it:
“Gaga has been at the center of a lot of attention over her weight increase. Losing her weight in such a short time and launching a healthy water drink may be part of a plan. Everyone at Gaga HQ is keeping very tight-lipped. There are plans being prepared for marketing strategies. We know that the water drink is due out in the near future. No one has seen prototypes of the bottle. Gaga water is something that has been in the pipeline for a few months, and now things are really gearing up to an announcement and high-profile launch.”
I am off do do some eyeball shots and insert a vodka tampon just to get over the misery of writing this "story".
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