(Via Huf Po)
Ronnie Wood is best known these days for dressing up like a scarecrow in Ugg boots and dating high school drop outs, so the news that he is engaged to someone that is legally allowed to attend one of his shows is some what of a shocking scandal.
However, it is still pretty icky when you do the maths: Ronnie is 65 and the futre ex-Mrs Wood (no way is this shit lasting the full year), theater producer Sally Humphrey, is the ripe old age of 35 - ick.
Ronnie has apparently known Sally "for years", so says Ron's step son, Jamie. I guess she was Jamie's babysitter, sold him some pot once, served him a Big Mac or what ever the hell it is that teenagers do for gas and Bacardi Breezer money- because "years" ago Sally was a shitty teenager.
Jamie furthers by saying that: "She's (Sally) not his (Ronnie) type, that's the unusual thing. Sally's definitely not one of the bimbos he usually goes for," No - she's bimbo looking for a quick check and a google bump on her theater producing name. Not just a quick ride on Ronnie's aging saggy rocker disco stick and a lick of his cocaine laced no-no hole.
Well all the best to you Sally!
Imagine waking up with his sweating on top of you.....bleurgh
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