Friday, November 2, 2012

This Is What It Looks Like When A Unicorn Swallows A Bedazzled Machine Then Takes A Shit



WTF?! Here's RPattz looking ridiculous inL'Uomo Vogue - I just don't know what to do with myself after seeing this? Do I immediately cleanse my sole with a fucking hair drying in the tub because I live in a world where this asshole rains supreme? Or do I run out and by a a Ramped Rabbit sex toy because Bedazzled unicorn shit gives me the horn? I'm so confused!!!

I'm guessing those spikes are either Twitard dildos or toothpicks for K-Stew to use to pick Rupert Sanders' pubes from her teef - either way I am like so totally grosses out and junk - by that junk.  




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