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So I dug deep and hard into the bowls of history to find 20 absolutely 100% not made up by me right now dunk alone at my compute, to find the top 20 quotes that use the word "fuck" to some-up the history of the world. Enjoy.
1. “What the fuck was that?”
– particles and shit
right after the Big Bang.
2. “I want it to be the biggest fuck triangle I was
ever seen!!!” -Tutankhamun
3. “So let me get this straight? You want me to
build a 8851.8 km long wall for free? No Fuckn’ thank you”
– Chines slave laborer
4. “WFT man? I thought we were pals”
– Julius
Caesar, right after Brutus stabbed him in the back.
5. “You think this fucking shit was built in a
day?”
-The Romans.
6. “How many virgins will be waiting to fuck me?”
– guy on board for the rise of Islam.
7. “Does this pointy hat make my butt look fat?” “No,
your fucking fat makes your butt look fat”
– Vikings on the treadmill.
8. “Seriously, you guys need to fuck off now”
– The
Amerindians.
9. “Fuck you” “No, fuck you”
– Catholic / Protestant
10. “Where
did my fucking head go you guys?”
- Charles I
11. “This
fucking sucks HUGE balls”
– Slaves
12. “We’re
carving-up Africa? I want a piece of that shit!”
– Europeans
13. “Fuck the man! Unless that man is me”
– Big Brother
14. My
foot looks like a fucking raisin after the moon fell on it” – Soldier with
trench foot.
15. “I’m
not getting in THAT fucking shower”
– Anne Franke
16. “It
looks like a fucking bomb hit this place!”
– Mayor of Hiroshima
17. “WTF
are we doing here?”
– Forrest Gump in Vietnam
18. “Pink
Floyd! I Fucking hate Pink Floyd”
- Eastern German
19. “Made
in Fucking China”
– Everyone
20. “I’m
really fucking broke!”
– Bear Stearns
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