I chose Medea as the picture because serioulsy this lady encompasses all that I associate with being a kick ass woman in reality - Inteligent: check. Manipulative: check. Settles for a dude below her so she can boss that asshole around: check. Totally crazy: check. Like totally, totally cray-cray: check.
“I hate women because they always know where
things are”
-
James
Thurber
That’s easy, your dirty undies are right
where you left them – on the kitchen floor, and that tool box is also right
where you left it – on the traditional resting place of tool boxes: the mantelpiece.
Men are idiots.
“I think women rule the world and that
no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn't allowed him to do or
encouraged him to do.”
-Bob
Dylan
Yes, you can stay – well except all the
shitty stuff, that was deffo a man’s fault - war? famine? = Man . Just don’t use that whiney voice
you are so fond of. And don’t cut your
hair, woman LOVE a curly mop – seriously.
“A woman, especially, if she has the
misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.”
- Jane Austin
Such a flowery asshole –
don’t read these woman hating books – Heahtcliff? Seriously I would chosoe
Edward Cullen over that misogynist jerk.
“A woman should never be seen eating or
drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and
becoming viands.”
-Lord Byron
I can understand this quote, it’s had
to be eloquent when you have a high heel right up you’re a-hole. Lobster and
champagne? What about tacos and onion soup
from a straw? However, if you're cooking, I’m eating – you sexist, dick
face, asshole.
One a side note this comes to mind:
One a side note this comes to mind:
Woman: “I think I’ll have
the lobster”
“Man: “well think again”
“Even when they meet in the street,
women look at each other like Guelphs and Ghibellines”
-Arthur Schopenhauer
Nope, Too busy taking
Jennifer Aniston’s side in the whole Bradgelina thing to know who those people
are.
“
A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in
hot water that you realize how strong she is."
A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in
hot water that you realize how strong she is."
-
Nacy
Ragan
This quote is WAY older
than Nancy, typical of a woman, she stole this and tried to pass it off as her
own – women a morons and have no original ideas – duh.
“Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them,
but I wouldn't want to own one”
-W.C Fields
You just try and “own” a woman and see how that shit turns out – I’ll tell you: you end up paying alimony and she screws a “gay” gym instructor/baby sitter/assistant/just some guy that happened to walk by and whistle.
