PMS: unless you are a boozed soaked, chocolate covered Midal, just back the fuck off .

This post is for any men reading this, if your girlfriend or wife seems like a crazier bitch than normal it’s probably because she is about to bleed for a week without dying, and that makes women grumpy fucks. 

Has you lady-friend has just called you-up to tell you about everything that is wrong with you and why everything that has ever happened, in the whole of human history that has been shitty is your fault – chances are she’s on the rag.

As women we know we are being a bag filled with fermented dicks, but that just makes the furry of PMS grow –I am crazy and I can’t help it! Actually it’s prolly a man’s fault , what ever man is closest usually will do.

If ever you feel like having your balls used as numb-chuck is a lesbian cadge fight, you should ask a grumpy women “do you have PMS?” This is probably the stupidest thing a man can say EVER. Stupider than: “I don’t value your opinion because you have a vagina, a saggy one, that makes you look fat in everything, but don’t worry because you have nice fake tits, lets have a 3-some with your sister” – Even if you said that it would not be as bad as: “do you have PMS". 

If you feel you need to ask that you answer is yes. So unless you are a boozed soaked, chocolate covered Midal, just back the fuck off .